captain-mad-hook:

They always find each other. 

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hook-found-emma:

Broken & Happy Killian (because of a certain Swan)

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ABC's of Captain Swan

V ~> Vessel

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hook-found-emma:

Captain Swan + sitting together/across each other 
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onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

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croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

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wilwheaton:

omegaismymiddlename:

sirdef:

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OH MY GOD

can we just talk about how great the joke is since David Aja the artist is also famous for doing the Iron Fist Immortal Weapons series with Fraction and his Danny Rand looks a lot like his Clint Barton 

Perfect

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spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

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dorkly:

phrux:

yes

Anon Discovers The Horrible Secret To Wealthier Sims

I would judge, but that would suggest that there’s a way to play “The Sims” that isn’t sociopathic.

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northwesst:

Along my long journey of trying to get the highest winning streak for ‘hannibal lecter’s enemies’ flavored chips, I came across many temptations that almost lured me away from my goal

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collegehumor:

What do YOU want to be when you grow up?

Finish reading —> Jobs You Wanted as a Kid: Expectation Vs Reality

Need to find a real adult job? Check out my Honest Guide to Finding a Job

Already have a real adult job? You might need to know How to Explain Your Stupid Job to Different People

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hug-sensei:

heysoo:

roselalalonde:

thenimbus:

R.I.P. Ato Essandoh

uh

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https://twitter.com/AtoEssandoh

JESUS

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CHRIST

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THIS DUDE.

Classy bastard

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